“This is Dayi Risdol with Imperial Action News, a proud member of the Imperial News Network reporting to you live from the People’s Tower on New Adasta! It is 5:15 in the morning local time and I have to say it is a great Imperial day,” Dayi said with her trademark smile and audience endearing attitude.
A holo-display of Imperial space formed behind her as she continued, “I would like to personally thank our Imperial Soldiers and Seamen for their flawless execution of an urban combat exercise yesterday in the Promenade. We salute these heroes as they train tirelessly to protect us from the rabid dogs of the Jedi and the depredations of the Republic. Remember, democracy is chaos and rule of the mob, trust in the Emperor and all will be well.”
“Remember that a healthy citizen is a loyal citizen, serve the Emperor best by making sure to wash your hands and maintain a clean daily hygienic regimen. Now if you live in these regions,” she said gesturing to lit up regions of the Empire in the outer reaches, “and experience nausea or fatigue, or perhaps flue like symptoms see your local physician immediately. Remember fellow citizens, the Immortal Emperor cares about your Health and well-being.”
“Later this morning I will be meeting with prospective Aspirants for the Dark Council tune in tomorrow for exclusive footage of my interviews with these champions of the Sith. Remember the Sith are our saviors, they are the thin line between you and the Jedi who would murder anyone and everyone you love and care for. If you believe your child has the potential to be Sith report them immediately to Public Security for analysis, maybe a future Dark Council member is in your living room right now?” she said with a warm smile.
She adjusted her glasses and said in a more serious tone, “Remember fellow citizens there are many threats to our livelihoods and it is up to you to be vigilant and report any activity to Public Security. You may not trust your neighbor, but you can always trust Public Security and the Immortal Emperor.”
“Now let’s check in with B2-HV1 for the weather…”