[Day 0 News]
Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 11:04 pm“This is Dayi Risdol with Imperial Action News, a proud member of the Imperial News Network reporting to you live from the People’s Tower on New Adasta! It is 5:15 in the evening local time and I have to say it is a great Imperial day,” Dayi said with her trademark smile and audience endearing attitude.
A holo-display of Imperial space formed behind her as she continued, “Despite the insidious and frankly untrue rumors spread by dissidents and malcontents, and perhaps Republic spies, there is no plague or threat of plague in the outer reaches of the Empire. Simply a minor outbreak of Triphonian Stomach flu.”
“Remember that a healthy citizen is a loyal citizen, serve the Emperor best by making sure to wash your hands and maintain a clean daily hygienic regimen. Now if you live in these regions,” she said gesturing to lit up regions of the Empire in the outer reaches, “and experience nausea or fatigue, or perhaps flue like symptoms see your local physician immediately. Remember fellow citizens, the Immortal Emperor cares about your Health and well-being.”
“We are one week now from the Immortal Emperor’s arrival and the excitement is palpable. Many members of the Dark Council have arrived, including the Acting Voice of the Emperor. Next week we will provide in depth profiles of the Dark Council Aspirants,” she said setting down her datapad and picking up another.
She adjusted her glasses and said in a more serious tone, “Remember fellow citizens there are many threats to our livelihoods and it is up to you to be vigilant and report any activity to Public Security. You may not trust your neighbor, but you can always trust Public Security and the Immortal Emperor.”
“Now let’s check in with B2-HV1 for the weather…”