by Dapper Dog on Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:27 pm
A text reply comes back some twenty minutes later:
To whom it may concern,
I applaud your skill at stringing together letters into semi coherent words, mastering speech is a symbol that whatever species you hail from has mastered the fundamentals of society. If you are human well… needs improvement would be an understatement.
Now I am an old Sith and my memory is foggy, what did you need again?
I prefer my missives hand written by untrained monkey lizards that way I can blame my lack of understanding on illegibility.
- Lord Savas
P.S.: You can just call me, I will still be angry but relieved that this brief relationship will be soon over.
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