by Dapper Dog on Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:38 am
A message is received:
Lucinia,
I have no spouse, I am not your dear anything. Since you asked, no I am not in good spirits. I have a canker on the inside of my cheek that stings and my arthritis is flaring up and walking is unbearably painful. I believe I have a large sore on the right cheek of my buttox, it has swelled over the past three days and may need to be lanced.
My spirits are satisfactory, but after reading your letter I felt a brief moment of despair. It has passed. Just like the stones that are passing through my system and will be painfully ejected from my body through my urinary track. I am alive, so my health is subpar.
I do not think we have any mutual interests, and if we do then I will change my interests immediately out of spite.
Since time is of the essence I will be napping furiously at any time you try to reach me. That was a joke, I can’t nap due to the sore on my buttox. It is pus ridden now, so my health has become even worse while writing this missive.
I have the information you seek. If this canker is not too bothersome, I may share it with you due to our mutual and wonderful relationship. Let me look at our previous letters of mutual admiration… I am seeing none.
Feel free to contact me, if I have not died as that letter was painful to read and even more trying to comprehend… then we may discuss this matter, and only this matter.
I don’t much care to share any more words than needed.
- Lord Savas
Head GM | Darth Chocolate of the Sith | Duelist